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Ini adalah percakapan antara seorang pedagang dgn kuli angkut belanjaan yg terjadi di sebuah pasar tradisional di ...... *mikir* dimana aja deh yg bahasa pengantarnya pake bahasa Jawa.

Yu Sri :
Mbok, moso' tho para wakil rakyat kui njaluk gedung kantore direnovasi. Ngerti ora anggarane piro? Patang puluh milyar!

Mbok Tum:
Whatz???!! *mbok tum menganga*
Tenane? Edan kui. Ha ngopo ndadak direnovasi mbarang?

Yu Sri :
Ha mboh kui, aku yo bingung. Jarene sih biar kinerja anggota dewan meningkat, trus ngantisipasi pertambahan anggota dewan, ono gedunge sing wis rusak, ngono-ngono kui mbarang. Malah itu katanya masih mungkin nambah lho mbok jd ratusan milyar, soale sing 40M kui ming tahap awal.

Mbok Tum:
That's nonsense!!
Moso' tho yo pemerintah ki ora merate'ke nasipe wong cilik koyo' qta2 ini. Lha wong aku wae nek maem lauhe kadang ming oseng-oseng cakar je...

Yu Sri :
Ora jauh beda karo aku mbok. Aku ndadak gadai-ke sarung supaya anakku iso sekolah. Pemerintah koq koyone ora iso nyusun skala prioritas yo.., endi sikik sing harus dibenakke.

Mbok Tum:
Ho'oh. Ora profesional!

Yu Sri :
Yo wis mbok, aku ta' dagang sikik. Ntar anakku ora iso mangan nek aku ora dagang.

Mbok Tum:
Yo wis, Good luck ya!!

PenyaKit Lagi KaMbUH

Payah ni penyakit males akhir2 ni lagi kumat mendera jiwa dan raga. Hari ni aku ada kelas salsa (ceile.... salsa bow!).Tp koq rasan-rasan males berangkat ya? Pdhl t4nya jg ga jauh2 amat ma rumahku, 10 menit jg nyampe. Masnya yg ngajarin jg baik+sabar (maklum aj lah, agak2 lemot sih nge-dance nya), plus lmyn cakep (haha... tetep...). Hrsnya bs membangkitkan semangat utk berangkat kelas hari ini, but we'll see lah ntar mlm.

Trus Praktek Kerja ni jg msh jd pkran. Prakteknya bentar lg slesai, seneng sih, tp dgn demikian hrslah diakhiri jg dgn laporan. Nah itu dia mslhnya, laporannya blm slesai jd msh kpikiran terus. Pdhl penyakit males lg kumat.

Anyone, yg punya tips plis safe me (not help me lho). *Jgn dtanya beda/maksud/anything ttg kedua hal itu ya, males mikir ni a.ka. lglemot*
For You I Will

Wondering the streets in a world underneath it all
But nothing seems to be
Nothing tastes as sweet as what I can't have
Like you and the way that you're twisting your hair round your finger
But tonight I'm not afraid to tell you
What I feel about you

Oh I'm gonna muster every ounce of confidence I have
And cannonball into the water
I'm gonna muster every ounce of confidence I have
For you I will, for you I will

Forgive me if I st-stutter
From all of the clutter in my head
Cause I could fall asleep in those eyes
Like a water bed
Do I seem familiar
I've crossed you in hallways a thousand times
No more camouflage I want to be exposed
And not be afraid to fall

Oh I'm gonna muster every ounce of confidence I have
And cannonball into the water
I'm gonna muster every ounce of confidence I have
For you I will
You always want what you can’t have
But I've got to tryI'm gonna muster every ounce of confidence I have
For you I will, for you I will, for you ...

If I could dim the lights in the mall
And create a moon, I would
Shout out your name so it echoes in every room,I would

That's what I'd do
That's what I'd do
That's what I'd do
To get through to you yeah

Oh I'm gonna muster every ounce of confidence I have
And cannonball into the water
I'm gonna muster every ounce of confidence I have
For you I will
You always want what you can’t have
But I've got to tryI'm gonna muster every ounce of confidence I have
For you I will, for you I will, for you I will, for you I will

(For someone outhere, for you I will.
Just wait for the right moment)